Who the hell is that freak?
(I'm on the bottom here, for all of you who just might happen to care)
ICQ me! 10623492

Hiya all! This is a page about me, so brace yourself, cause it's not pretty. Hmm, where do I start? Well, I'm 15 years old, and I live in this really preppy town in Illinois called Naperville. I go to this really funky Catholic school that has it's own crappy WEB page that could be so much better if they would just let me get my filthy paws on it. (Only god knows where these hands have been!) The school would be much better if they would fire the JV softball coach and get somebody who knows what he's doing. Imagine, cutting (not so) little 'ol me from the team just cause I was having a really bad week. Me? First draft pick All-star MVP in my home league with over 14 tournament experiences? Me? A pitcher who can throw a pretty mean 40 MPH fastball? DOES THIS GUY HAVE ANY BRAINS?? Didn't think so! Actually, I'm not mad at him or anything, but I don't think he knows that my sanity and self-control are tipping over the edge("Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead....."). And if I ever do snap one day..., well, that's all I'll say on the subject. AHEM!

I am a huge fan of Rockapella! I've seen them in concert twice (Elmhurst 4/26/97 & Dixon 9/20/97), and I have almost all of their CD's (I'm awaiting one more to arrive from Japan). If you're a Rockapella fan, First Church of Rockapellites. If you have no clue who they are, think the band on the T.V. show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago".

"A long long time ago,
in a galaxy far far away,
God said 'LET THERE BE LIPS!'
And there were.
And they were good!"
Did somebody say Rocky Horror? No? Well, I'm glad I mentioned it then! It is the most spaufftacular movie out there! Where else can you see a young Susan Sarandon run around in a bra before she gets busy with a buff guy in gold shorts? Where else can you enjoy the thrill of seeing 3 guys and two chicks have an orgy in a swimming pool? Where else can you see Tim Curry dressed like a woman, minus the gender bender? Yes my friends, The Rocky Horror Picture Show delivers all! And if you haven't seen it, call me, and you can come over and watch it on my big screen! 
"DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT!"
 

I've got new socks on! Well, I have a faux obsession with Bob Dole, so if you want, you can check out the page I made for him. It's called the Bob Dole Emporium. Don't forget to sign the guestbook on ANY of my pages, because I really take all that constructive criticism to heart.  =)

I love to play Duke Nukem! I get really bored playing all by my lonesome too, so if you live somewhere around Chicago, E-mail me and we'll set up a Dukematch. That is, if you're not afraid to get your ass beaten into the ground!

 
That's me and my best bud Hollie (And yes, that is a whip in my hand. KINKY!)

And who could forget Hollie? There would be no life without Hollie. ('Cause if I failed to mention her on my page, she would kick my ass). I've known her for about five years, and she's the best thing that ever happened to me in my life. The term "Best Friend" is an understatement. She is the ultimate Ballz! I love ya Hollis!

 
******NEWSFLASH*******
As of April 1st, 1998, I now have my very own pager! WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
Ya know, if my fingers weren't really cold now, and if my feet didn't smell, maybe I'd write more about myself. But, until then, you can E-mail me. I have lots of E-mails, and I check most of them at least once a week, so if I don't respond right away, LIVE WITH IT!
This page was last updated on April 15th, 1998